Fake door close

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.

Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.

by GraysenGG July 22, 2023

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024

Playing one's cards close to one's chest

While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.

Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.

by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023

\( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \)

“The Whopper” is it’s name and it is equal to “ \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \) “using the array of operator and BEAF.1 The term was coined by Cookie Fonster. The number is named after the hamburger sold by Burger King.

Guy: Hey what’s your favourite number?
Guy 2:Mines probably \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \).

by HexManwastaken November 26, 2023

Lang Ting Close

ledgendary resiidence of real bodmon in camden

Me outside Lang ting close brudda

by I<3BBW April 21, 2024

Domain Expansion: Closet of Pain

The ultimate attack of an Asian Dad

Asian Kid: *Gets an F*
Asian Dad: That's It, no holding back 領域拡大：痛みのクローゼット (Japanese for domain expansion: Closet of Pain)

by Luigi is the creator of earth October 30, 2024

Meta-Logical Closed Systems

A system that takes logical systems themselves as its objects of study, but does so from a fixed, immutable perspective. It is a "closed theory about logic." For example, a specific, dogmatic philosophy of mathematics that definitively states what mathematics is (e.g., "Mathematics is nothing but the manipulation of symbols according to formal rules") and refuses to consider alternative philosophies (e.g., intuitionism, realism) is a meta-logical closed system.

Meta-Logical Closed Systems Example: Strict Logical Positivism, with its verifiability principle of meaning, acted as a Meta-Logical Closed System. It declared that any statement not empirically verifiable or analytically true was literally meaningless. This meta-framework itself was not open to empirical verification, making it a self-sealing, closed system for judging all other forms of discourse and logic.

by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026