closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice

I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice

closet juice by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017

Closet Fun 

When 1 or 2 person involved in a relationship or sex, is secretly gay or other words ( In the closet )

Hey, I get you're not completely out of the closet.. but, since you told me ..maybe we can have a lil' closet fun ?

Closet Fun by Oka-Senpai July 1, 2017

Closescoper 

Someone in a first person shooter who is so fucking good with a sniper that they use it even in close range and still somehow manage to beat your ass when you try to shotgun or sub-machine gun them.

1: Why am I so bad now?
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!

Closescoper by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017

Closet porn 

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."

Closet porn by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017

Closet baby 

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.

Closet baby by Mr freeze September 27, 2017

Closet Drowning 

When you are in the closet (talking about your sexuality) and you have been in there so long that you're drowning in all the cum from your countless masturbations because your too alone to have sex with anyone/anything else.

Person 1: Yo, Sam has got to come out the closet soon, everyone know it
Person 2: Yeah, at this rate he'll start closet drowning

Closet Drowning by BlackJayd April 20, 2018

closet wild 

A person who is in fact wild but not willing to admit to it

Morgan is closet wild

closet wild by WolfgangSpartacus April 22, 2018