Shorts Chimera

Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.

"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"

"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"

by Just Haru November 2, 2025

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

sophie and cameron

a really nice guy that can't shake off a clingy cunt.

Ben: heyyy whats yup
cam: not much, tryna get rid of my sophie, shes such a sophie and cameron
Ben: ophelia

by knvd November 12, 2016

sophie and cameron

a really nice guy that can't shake off a clingy cunt.

Ben: heyyy whats yup
cam: not much, but just realised i am such a massive sophie and cameron!
Ben: ophelia

by knvd November 12, 2016

Drop the camera

Failing to score with the hot photographer at the wedding because you almost broke the equipment.

Lester almost tooled that except he was afraid he would drop the camera and there wasn't a replacement.

by B-dawg August 24, 2017

madi and cameron

Madi and Cameron are perfect together because they are both completely amazing people and they love each other forever

Madi and Cameron and the perfect couple.

by Lmfaooo😂 November 15, 2017

chris and cameron

A beautiful couple wo should date if they have not already I would last a very long time and if u see them it is very unfortunate to see them mad at each other

Chris and Cameron wow look at those two

by Let’s go May 21, 2018