Bonified Boner

The most real boner you can get

"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."

by Phate007 July 10, 2009

boner's remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.

"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."

by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009

burrito boner

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied

Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.

by Bustinmyballsforburritos April 14, 2014

boner off

when two straight men remove their pants and tickle eachother's testicles, in which whoever gets the first boner is considered gay and declared loser of the boner off

Hey, did you see those two drunk guys compete in a boner off last night?

by Jake Big Snake February 4, 2009

cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.

"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight

by Peter S May 19, 2005

boner juice

As old as time itself, BONER JUICE is a complex mixture of sperm and semen.

Honey, allow me, there are remnants of BONER JUICE on your face from last night.

by Boris Ccck August 3, 2004

Boner Birds

Fellatio performed while playing the ever-popular iPhone app, Angry Birds

My Boner Birds from my girlfriend was awesome last night right before I went to bed.

by TDC512 October 16, 2010