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Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
by I made the man December 13, 2024
mugGet the Ham Handedmug.

Alabama ham bone

The act of fucking your neighbors fat wife in the ass!
Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!

Now she won't quit asking for another.
by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025
mugGet the Alabama ham bonemug.

Ham

A fat woman. A female who is extra over weight. Really obese woman
Haha that female is straight ham.

How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.
by bizzeb August 27, 2019
mugGet the Hammug.

ham twins

Ham twins are the ass cheeks of a thicc woman. Its slang for the term booty or ass. It can be confusing to use in a sentence sometimes.
Damn, Kim got some nice ham twins.

Look at her sexy ham twins!
by Midget__Moto June 6, 2019
mugGet the ham twinsmug.

West Ham Way

The West Ham Way is a fucking myth. We lose every week, had crap like Sam Allardyce and David Moyes in charge, get a premier league winning manager and are still a shit club, spend hundreds of millions of pounds and can only just beat southampton 1-0 and get knocked out of the cup by a league one team every season... oxford, wimbledon etc... then get beat by romanian farmers every time we compete in the europa league
We want a manager that plays the West Ham Way
by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019
mugGet the West Ham Waymug.

Ham ched

That feeling when the drinks start flowing and you begin to forget where you are. Absolutely hammered.
I’m starting to feel a little ham ched, these beers are killing me.
by Igotsunshineonacloudyday April 14, 2024
mugGet the Ham chedmug.

Ham

flippin out on someone, actinh crazy
Im bout to go ham on you for talkin to my girl
by STUD21 September 6, 2009
mugGet the Hammug.

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