cunt lick asshole 

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.

You stupid fucking cunt lick asshole!!!

cunt lick asshole by Haley haynes December 20, 2016

Tits are in my asshole 

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

Tits are in my asshole by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017

subject matter asshole 

1) Someone hired as a domain expert who clearly knows less about the topic then you, or that you have failed to realize that the actual domain is "charging the customer as much as possible". 2) An unbearably obnoxious and condescending SME.

That consultant who produced that flowchart is clearly a subject matter asshole

subject matter asshole by BostonGhost July 30, 2017

bozo’s asshole 

Something ugly. Repulsive. Hideous.

Good God! Look at chick, She’s the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. She looks like Bozo’s Asshole

bozo’s asshole by Ryno78 April 20, 2018

Picket Fence Asshole 

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.

1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.

Picket Fence Asshole by Spitting image June 11, 2018

A real live asshole 

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.

Wes! You are a real live asshole.

A real live asshole by K. Bradford July 5, 2018

360-Degree Asshole 

Someone who is an asshole at every extent; there is no angle you can look at them where they're not a colossal douchefractal.

John: Man, Alex is a 360-Degree Asshole; Now matter how you look at it, he's a fucking douche.
Brad: "Agreed."

360-Degree Asshole by In My Defense... September 28, 2018