anal grip appliance 

The art of applying your brand spanking new cricket bat grip with your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white grips, due to an increased risk of staining.

Little Boy: Daddy, can you help me put the grip on my new cricket bat?

Mike Atherton: Of course son, it wouldn't be the first time i've used an anal grip appliance.

anal grip appliance by Alasdair W June 15, 2007

anal allstar 

a man highly skilled in the art of anal cavity penetration.

Dude, you're an anal allstar!

anal allstar by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010

anal orbit 

The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.

Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.

anal orbit by Nick March 28, 2004

Anal Lice 

Small, or in some cases very large, maggot like creatures that dwell in ones nether regions (the anus(the shitter)), if one does not dry ones asshole after taking a large dump or receiving anal sex.

"I'm going fishing, please may I use some of your anal lice?"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"

Anal Lice by NicoleMcnunny January 18, 2009

Anal Baller

Someone, usually male, who allows a male partner to insert his testicles into the anus of the anal baller and then, once the testicles are covered with feces and other anal items, the anal baller places the testicles in his or her mouth and sucks on them.

John: dude, I was at Charlie's house and he wanted me to stick my nuts in his ass so he could suck on them...
Ed: whoa! what an anal baller!

Anal Baller by goodpizza July 13, 2010

Anal Leakage 

When ur ass leaks, u pretty much crap all over the inside of ur underwear and pants. Its also really messy and is incredibly uncomfortable.

Greg had some bad anal leakage, and he stunk up the whole room. He looked like he was about to cry. His pants were wet in the back and it was disgustingly gross.

Anal Leakage by Schmidty0 September 16, 2005

Anal Sex 

Sex that is done perfectly or meticulously.

I have OCD, so i always have anal sex.

Anal Sex by samamntha December 17, 2009