slurpin douche

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.

that man can slurpin douche!

by bryce wayne May 25, 2011

cart douche

A douche who doesn't return a shopping cart, leaving it out to hit other people's cars.

J: Max, don't be such a cart douche and just put your cart away.
M: I'm a child.

by MaxIsADouche January 13, 2014

Ass douche

Simply put.... an enema.

Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢

by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019

douche swaggled

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.

by part time chef February 9, 2014

Douche Spicket

To continuing to talk, usually to the media, about nothing in order to gain attention for your group or cause no matter how fucking stupid or batshit crazy thier mission in life is.

That Douche Spicket that wants to burn Qurans is on the news again.

by UpLate38 September 10, 2010

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.

Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.

Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

GoT douche

That annoying friend who won't stop talking about Game of Thrones, even though you haven't seen a single episode and couldn't give a shit about it.
Usually tries to make you feel like an idiot of not watching.

"You talk to Frank lately?"
"No, He's too much of a GoT douche."

by CaffeineDruid May 19, 2019