taco fingers

When you insert your fingers into a woman's vagina in preparation for oral or traditional sex, and she is either just beginning or just ending her period. The woman will likely have a tangy smell to her vagina and some crusty goo as well.

When you pull your fingers out, after some good deep penetration, you find that there is clotted blood, fungus, crusted cheesy creamy goo and small hairs all over your fingers. The combination of these substances on your fingers resembles having run your fingers through a warm ground beef taco, cheesy enchilada or bean burrito.
I had my girl so warm and wet, ready for me to pop her good, but when I pulled my fingers out I had the chunkiest Taco Fingers ever! No fear thoough, I wiped them off and hit it good. Andalay!

Andalay Puta!
by Arbbunny January 14, 2016
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Fuzy Taco

having a hair vagina
by Melanie321 July 20, 2008
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Taco Bell

The place Vtuber Fefe likes to have sex.
I got kicked out of Taco Bell again for having an orgy.
by BusterHymen85 December 22, 2021
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[Taco Bell]

The Mexican food only for people who wants to destroy their enemies houses with wet shit.
15 years ago..
Bully: lol u suck Derk
Derk: I'll go to Taco Bell then go to ur house and shit all over your house
Bully:Okay loser
Derk goes to bully's house
Derk: Time 2 go to the bathroom
Derk goes to the bathroom and sits in the toilet
Derk: Nuclear poop in 3...2...1...!!!!
Derk shits all over the place
by reallynigga69 January 26, 2019
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Taco Bell

Me "Yeah, can I get some extra fire sauce"

Dipshit "ThErE's AlReAdY sAuCe In ThE bAg!"

Me "YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THAT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SAUCE IN THAT BAG YOU BITCH! GIMME THE SAUCE!!"
Iam "We should have gone to Taco Bell..."

Hym "Pft! Already sauce in the bag!? She's lucky there isn't already a knuckle in her eye socket... Dumb bitch..."
by Hym Iam May 06, 2022
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taco zombies

a great drinking game played after a hard days work or chop suey double headers.
Zach: Hey man let's play taco zombies after this game of chop suey.

Willy: Ok man, but no dyke porn
by zjohns May 18, 2010
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Taco Smack

A woman fapping, equivalent to a man fapping. When a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers.
Guy 1: Yo, is she fapping?????
Guy 2: No, she's taco smacking.
by dusstedd December 23, 2011
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