swizzle sticks

Pregnancy tests.

You pee in a cup and then swizzle the test around in the cup

Hey babe? My period is late, can you swing by the pharmacy and get me some swizzle sticks?

by p3niscakes February 03, 2021

swizzle sticks

swizzle sticks is a word that is shouted immediatly after doing something horribly irreversible and you're panicking.

''oh- SWIZZLE STICKS, I KILLED PAUL!''

by Em0 Fr3aK January 11, 2020

Up the stick

You have died in a video game
And you must give up the controller

Bro you just died dam, soft ass jit
Up the stick

by 3way3rd_ July 15, 2019

Christmas stick

A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.

You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.

by idrathernotpod November 29, 2017

Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.

Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick

by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020

Q-Stick

A term used to describe a person who feigns interest in sport in order have beers

She was a Q-Stick. Had no interest in the cricket.

by Dark knight rising August 14, 2020

Labia Stick

Not to be confused with a dildo, Labia Stick is chap-stick / lip stick for your pussy lips. Good for the winter time.

Yo, I was jogging the other day and my pussy lips was chapped as a mother fucker, so I put some Labia Stick on. Problems = Solved!

by Planet Cockstar's President February 01, 2015