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sit down in the shower

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain
by raywuzhere@hotmail.com May 15, 2004
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Ke$ha shower

When one baths in vodka and glitter either before or after going to a club.
Hey gurl! Ready for the club?-Bonquiqui
Yeah gurl, just gotta take a Ke$ha shower

for the guys!-Monika
by PIE August 12, 2012
mugGet the Ke$ha showermug.

Kentucky Meat Shower

An gang bang that occurs at your family reunion; a common Southern tradition.
Hope to see y'all at the family reunion! We'll have games for the chitlins.. What's that? Of *course* there'll be a Kentucky Meat Shower! Wouldn't be a reunion without one!
by StarlordKatttt January 8, 2019
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Shower Curtain Tug

Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.
Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.

Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.
by Hotdizzle October 10, 2008
mugGet the Shower Curtain Tugmug.

Kentucky Meat Shower

When one has sex with his entire family. A family orgy.
"Hey Dave, cmon over we got a good old fashioned Kentucky Meat Shower goin!"
by sophinator55555 May 20, 2018
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hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.
After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.
by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016
mugGet the hot pocket in the showermug.

take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough
“Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower my G”
by grandma sweater June 4, 2022
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