hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024

Dick Walker

A women who is constintly on the hunt for sex

1."jeff you see that girl over ther"

"yah"

"i heard shes a total Dick Walker"
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2.jennifer is a Dick Walker

by "bigsandwhich January 20, 2015

slightly dick headed

Someone who doesn't fully posses the necessary qualities to be a full on dick head. Only slightly.

1:That bitch just shouted at me across the restaurant! Wow, she's slightly dick headed!

2: He ordered me around like he pays my bills. What a slight dick head!

by MicMac88 January 24, 2014

Circus Dick

An abnormally large penis, which is for some reason usually found on a skinny guy. See also: “You wanna put that WHERE?”

Ashley: “Holy shit, his dong is like a severely obese infant’s arm holding a grapefruit. It’s so big, it looks like something you’d see in a freak show!”
Savannah: “Damn girl - he’s got Circus Dick!”

by ShazKelly November 19, 2019

dick skinning

when you forget the lube and you still have anal sex, when you finish and pull out and realize you have skinned your dick raw!

I forgot to lube up before ass banging that broad last night, I forgot how bad dick skinning hurt!

by booker t washington April 12, 2014