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poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.
This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes
by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021
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My teeth itch

Indication that you want to give someone a blow job (a suck, a blowie, a pb&j, etc).
Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay

*the two go off into another room*
by JoejoejoeSmithsmithsmith June 4, 2022
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absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
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slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."
by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019
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I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok
i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy
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get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about
kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid
by superfleet April 26, 2022
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