Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020

Booger Dick

An insult to call a single man who never gets laid, and is always picking his nose.

"Hey Adam, get over here you Booger Dick!"
"Dude, Carl is such a Booger Dick."

by NxtNightmare September 29, 2023

Dick on the glass level

When you’re so comfortable with someone that anything is fair game to talk about or act

Well I told you about my ass cheeks because we’re on that dick on the glass level

by Elizabeth1008 June 10, 2023

DICK

IT IS BIG AND CHUNKY AND THE SIZE OF 4 METERS
THIS IS THE DESCRIPTION OF ANSH

"YO PIERRE YOU SAW ANSH DICK, IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO SAMS"

by DLSFAJKLS November 28, 2021

dick thirty

the act of putting your dick around your wrist as if it was a watch.

dude: "hey what time is it?"

guy: (pulls a dick thirty) "its dick thirty!!"

by dudes you can trust August 22, 2008

Sirachi Dick

When you touch your penis after using siracha sauce without wiping your hands and your penis burns like no tomorrow to the point where you need to waterboard your own cock to cool it off.

Jacob got Sirachi dick after spending another night alone jerking off with siracha sauce

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023

hot car dick

When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!

Oh baby you got that hcd (hot car dick)! I ain't going down there until you shower that dick off.

by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019