Windex Dick

When a male is masturbating and the sound of his foreskin going up and down his penis sound exactly like a bottle of windex being used repeatedly

"is that a bottle of windex" "No Sidney is just using his windex dick

by Adbraham hitler June 13, 2018

Dick

A good word to use when someone talks about you

Larry: man you are a dick.

by 3@5 5(@5 07##6 446 June 13, 2018

Slump Dick

To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.

After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering

by SeanCalhoun June 14, 2018

Dick Supporter

A girl who likes to pleasure the male sexually in a normal manner within a relationship.

I was surprised my gf was a dick supporter, it’s really cool.

by Dvrkslide June 14, 2018

dick

Chris Goetsch

Why is Mr. Goetsch being a dick today?

by someone.????????????????? June 12, 2018

twizzle dick

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

by WesinHF June 15, 2018

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018