i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Hello everybody! My name is Welcome

A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"

(Video Starts)

Hello everybody! My name is welcome...

...

...What?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023

Oh my god I am so pissed

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,

Oh my god I am so pissed

by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020

roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.

James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!

by Jihaleh August 10, 2012

My shii long

Means when a person penis is big or long and can break a girl vagina in half.

Hey Victoria guess what my shii long

by MR.GET February 11, 2019

Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!

Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.

by cmb428 November 29, 2012