An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 01, 2022
by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 23, 2021
Loan Shark: Gimme The Money!
Guy: I Ain't Got Your Money!
Loan Shark: Get Me The Money By Tomorrow Or Im Gonna Pump Your Ass Full Of Led!
Guy: I Ain't Got Your Money!
Loan Shark: Get Me The Money By Tomorrow Or Im Gonna Pump Your Ass Full Of Led!
by Del bruv January 26, 2009
ver/crazy ass bitch.en
als lilly of iemand anders echt boos is gaat ze crazy ass bitch op zijn /haar´s ass
als lilly of iemand anders echt boos is gaat ze crazy ass bitch op zijn /haar´s ass
going crazy ass bitch on his ass
hij had dat ni moeten zeggen nu gaat ze crazy ass bitch op zijn ass
hij had dat ni moeten zeggen nu gaat ze crazy ass bitch op zijn ass
by chair....... August 07, 2020
He skipped butt hurt and went straight to Ass Angry when he found out she cheated with his best friends dads older brother.
Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 06, 2025
Steve: “holy shit that Dumbass Fucktard just cut us off.”
Brian: “That was a cross walk.”
Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.
Brian: “That was a cross walk.”
Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.
by Needlebeetle69 September 19, 2020