Dick

Another word for a Boys penis/pp You know the thing in between boys legs

Lele:...Since I'm quarantined with him nothing else to do then....
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy

Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok

Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm

Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy

Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!

by OofOofOfOofOofUhhhOof April 27, 2020

Dicks Normal

Definition: being of average quality or in general just average.

ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!

(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)

Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.

Definition of dicks normal: average or regular

by MasterBrewerJ February 14, 2020

Dick pouch

Device attached to a Male stripper/exotic male dancer's G-string to cover his dick/penis

Most of the time male strippers will use a dick pouch to cover their Johnson's while on stage

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

Auschwitz Dick

short skinny dick. Genetically traced back to the Braun and Brown family bloodline

Evan Brown has an Auschwitz Dick.

by Hannaford Gentleman February 20, 2020

Big dick rams

THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM EVER IN HISTORY. BDR FOR LIFE, ESK FOREVER

The Big dick rams take the field against the east side pussies.

by Bdr leader February 21, 2020

Dick Dial

Dialing another mistakenly with your phone in the front pocket as opposed to the back pocket butt dial.

Jason must’ve dick dialed me when I answered and there was only pocket chatter.

by Gkink February 21, 2020

Mug of Dick

A hot, steaming morning romp.

He poured me a mug of dick and it was good to the last drop

by TheAmazonQueen February 22, 2020