blanket dick

the accumulation of dust in your dickhole

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then

by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024

Dick Wolfed

Expecting to get something good only to have it ripped away. A phrase coined by many in the Law and Order fandom because of his ability to never complete a story or destroy and just give us the Executive Producer Dick Wolf credit at the end.

Looks like we just got Dick Wolfed again.
I can’t believe they actually Dick Wolfed us

by MissWhit4015 February 11, 2023

Grinch dick

Overly ripe bananas. A week or two before being edible

Wow, why did you buy grinch dicks? We can’t eat those

by Khailaty December 4, 2018

tads dick

24inch bbc that can penetrate through walls and a 2 year old stinky tuna

ohh yea tads dick is so huge

by Big nick fag September 23, 2020

Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)

If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.

by Failurebitch June 25, 2025

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

Dick

A guys Winnie /pp

Dude my dick grew

by Hahaha why you search up dick April 10, 2020