I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself

“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

bedrock of my soul

The last bit of soul left because you're alive.

That comment just hit the bedrock of my soul.

by Igneel Dragneel September 21, 2017

my stefan

when she says “my stefan”, that means she loves you and you are the most warm person for her, that means she shines because of you, like shines elena when she looks at her stefan

you’re my stefan, always and forever

- kira sea

by kirasea May 20, 2023

scoping my gun in

To sight your gun in.

I’m going to be “scoping my gun in” today before I hit the woods for deer season this weekend. “
“Hey Jed did you “scope your gun in” yet? Deer season is coming quick.

by Redneck Runner March 11, 2022

Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.

Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2024

Sprinkle on my cupcake

Derogatory term used by FOH staff to harass their peers

You’re a real sprinkle on my cupcake

-Sawyer

by Efan_ July 25, 2025