My life

Is being deferred to other people over the thing I said on the internet that they didn't like and YOU ARE HELPING THAT PROCESS TAKE PLACE. So no it isn't anybodies choices.

Hym "You're stealing my life and if you don't give it back I'll murder your kids. I'm not doing anything differently and I'm not leaving until it's all back. This was stupid. I told you not do do it. I don't have to play along so you can salvage this into something other than the mistake that it was. I need this. You do not need this."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

What is my favorite part about Nightreign?

A phrase used when you are playing Elden Ring Nightreign and your fuckass teammate does not vote to skip the cutscene.

Probro: Hey Spy, what is my favorite part about Nightreign?
Spy: Hmm, I don't know ProBro, what is it (While we both look at Sh0t)
Sh0t: (Does jack shit and wastes 15 seconds)

by Probrobos December 8, 2025

Get your dick out of my wallet

A phrase used to accuse someone of economic violence against a marginalized group or the working people. Directed against corporations, the government, insurance companies, car dealerships, banks, rental agencies, and other conmen.

"Inflation is occurring because of supply chain issues, I mean corona virus, I mean inflation, I mean tariffs..."
"You mean raw dogging, bareback Greed. Get your dick out of my wallet."

by LazyRooster December 9, 2025

i miss my future family

you miss what you know your gonna have in the future

“i miss my future family”

by ellieissoawesome December 9, 2025

Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

Cleaning up my mess

That is not what you're doing. People were pissed about the thing I said. They came to the wrong person. They got the wrong guy. YOU completely fabricated an explanation to placate the mob. But you're not the Hym interpreter. They thought YOU were ME under one of my previous names. You just want people to not be mad so you made up an explanation to make yourself the hero and me the villain and the. I WAS RIGHT about the weaponized schizophrenia and the school shootings started. From explicitly that. You aren't involved. You're not an authority on the matter.

Hym "So if you're 'cleaning up my mess' your also stealing my jewelry on my way out the door. You don't know me. You didn't know what I was doing and you lying and making shit up to make people less mad, got those fucking kids murdered. If the FBI had known about the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance farms that started after you lied and tried to ban off it, they would have been able to do something. You're not a part of this. If the people I wanted to be a part of it had got involved INSTEAD OF YOU, instead of listening to you. There would be more kids alive. You're not anything here and your trying to make me that so you don't have to be that anymore. You were going nowhere in life. You fucked this up for me and everyone else."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2025

Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.

Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.

by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025