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ebony ass

A tasty treat all men should try at least once.
I tried some ebony ass last night ... I'm pretty sure I'm hooked on it now .It's sooooooo delicious!
by Kedielover November 29, 2022
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Ass Water

When a big smelly fat guy is so abnormally huge, he cannot normally bathe due to the inability to fit in the bath.

Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.

This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see Pip is so fat he washes his hole into the bath with the shower hose.

Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!
by Uncle father November 30, 2022
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Ass

Two balls you carry in you back.
Mike: Ayo I like your ball.

Lebron James: Thx i bought this NBA ball from Wish.

Mike: No Not your basket ball your ASS
by kiwi_ December 1, 2022
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Ass

Anything that is so bad, you get mad or laugh hysterically because all the time wasted on said thing
This movie is ass!!
by MasterSteve00 December 30, 2021
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practicing ass

the act of dicking around without purpose, usually by a small child.
Mom: “What is Dez doing with that toy?”
Dad: “He’s just practicing ass...he don’t do nothing with sense.”
by MrE150 December 31, 2021
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ass smoothie

when one proceeds to insert fruit in to a womans rectum then preforming anal sex and putting it in a glass and drinking it
yo my friend George preformed an ass smoothie on Jessica
by teeth wrinkles December 31, 2021
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Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
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