workle 

Pretending to work while doing as little as possible.

"I was trying to workle but my boss wouldn't leave me alone." or "My attempt to workle was thwarted by demanding customers."

workle by segoots14 May 15, 2015

worksona 

the persona you inhabit in the workplace, in the spirit of LARP. a play on fursona.

coined in august of 2018 by tumblr user lyriform in a viral text post.

a resume is just a ref for your worksona

worksona by souporsillyus October 21, 2023

Mars Worker 

An individual whom possesses neither physical nor intellectual competence and is best suited working in the deep mine shafts of Mars for the remaining duration of their life.

Xavier is so fucking stupid I heard they sent him up to Mars to collect minerals. What a dumb fucking Mars worker!

Mars Worker by TallGuyKai June 20, 2020

MASA Works Design 

MASA is a Vocaloid artist known for... uhh... extreme content, to say the least. The crown jewel, The Fox's Wedding, is arguably one of the best cursed Vocaloid songs ever made (at least, one that's popular). Edgy middle-schoolers, this one's for you.

#1: MASA Works Design is so fucking edgy i love it
#2: *listens to fox's wedding*
#2: wtf is wrong with you keep playing that shit

MASA Works Design by another Aaeon274 February 9, 2022

working it 

Slaying, looking awesome, doing something outstandingly well.

Did you see Ana-María on stage? Damn that girl was working it.

working it by anaqkonda April 2, 2016

working on dying

A phrase used when someone is doing something to make a lot of money so that they can die rich

-person1: man, Matt has been working real hard in the studio lately

person2: yeah dude, he's working on dying

working on dying by Twitter god June 3, 2017

trump worker 

A lazy idiot that pretends to be conservative but lacks a work ethic and is always slacking on the job. Especially true with government workers and hypocrites.

Jay votes Republican and says he is conservative but spends all day at work on Facebook looking at women just like a Trump worker. This is especially bad because he is the sexual harassment director.

trump worker by realrepublican1 February 5, 2017