Ur mom

ur mom is a roast. When a stupid weakling says “hey guys? What is the math homework today”and you say you have to solve a problem about a fat person also known as YOUR MOM. The weakling will cry saying “don’t say that to my mommy” and he runs. You have passed life

Wow I a, such an amazing ur mom

by Hi peps November 20, 2019

ur

When your are too lazy to type “your”.

Idk- “Hey are you free tonight?”
Jeff- “Yea, but doesn’t ur mom have to go to...;-;”

by Hi.;-; February 20, 2019

Ur mom

the most devastating thing anyone could say to anyone.

hey duuuude. how life?
Ur mom.

Wanna grab a bite to eat?
Ur mom.

Ur mom?
Ur mom.

by frbt8ft797ny February 21, 2019

ur mom

i have crippling depression

person1: haha dude guess what?
person2: yeah?
person1: ur mom
person2: wow you're lame
person1: *crying*

by niggajeff February 24, 2019

ur mom

A very funny comeback to stupid or smart people who don't understand it.

Person A: I had canes last night
Person B: I Had ur mom last night

by thebombonurmom.com February 26, 2019

ur mom

a dead joke

dude: "fuck you"
dude 2: "uuuuh ur mom"

by 👌succ February 28, 2019

P%URE

(Pressure) An urban fashion clothing line started by a young female by the name of Marissa. Started because everyone has pressure on them. The line is to influence people to be themselves and nobody else.

You got pressure on you? Wears (where’s) the P%URE (pressure) on you?

by Pnb Rissa March 7, 2019