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the little shits that pollute the water and eat the straws. people then say its our fault cause we made the straws but its actually the turtle's fault they just need to get smart and stop being mean to the poor straws
yo i just force fed a turtle a straw
by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020
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turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.
"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"
by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025
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Turtle

A water dwelling creature with a hard outer shell.
Save the turtles!
God, turtles turn me on!
Shove that turtle up my ass!
by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 5, 2023
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TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020
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Turtle Net

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.
by PuyatLord June 11, 2014
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Turtle

A "turtle" (ie TURD-le) is what you call someone who is a little turd (or little shit). It is used when you don't want them to know that that's what you actually think of them.
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."
Josh? You're such a turtle!
by Turtle dominator! February 3, 2020
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Turtling Out

When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation
"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."
by phillygirl74 December 21, 2008
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