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Sausage

English slang for a cunt or a twat
Sam is Being such a sausage today
by Bruh u serious December 18, 2019
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Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.
What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.
by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
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Street Sausage

street sausage is :
1) a sausage such as a hot dog or hot sausage found in the street from a vendor or from the ground

2)male genitalia that is often whorish in nature and would be better off on the streets
3) an insult which is used when no other insult seems suiting
Example 1: Friend 1: Wow that street sausage was amazing, I hope that rat drops some more tomorrow!
Friend 2: Not sure which street sausage you were eating but that vendor was selling some mad street sausage
Example 2: Girl Friend: Wow Carly, Ted's so gross, he may as well have a street sausage
Example 3: You ain't nothing more than a street sausage!
by StolenCreation July 9, 2019
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back sausages

When a woman has back fat all down her posterior its looks like sausages all the way down
Damn I can't hit that from behind, I don't want to look at back sausages
by IBThisUsernameDoesntExist August 11, 2018
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moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.
I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.
by Longharddump January 17, 2018
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sausage goblin

wow did you see paul and josh last night? what a couple of sausage goblins
by meggly October 27, 2021
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