square fingering

Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.

"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.

"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.

"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.

"Circle jerks for women!"

by AlpacasMafia December 20, 2015

middle finger

Today the middle finger means "FUCK YOU!", but was actually invented in Golden-Age Athens 2500 years ago, not Medieval times. It originated from Ancient Greek comedy called The Clouds by Aristophanes. In this play, the actors mocked a politician by stating that his competitor had a longer dick. They showed this by running around with their middle finger pointing out from their dick area. It was meant to be stupid. It's meaning changed over time, but always was considered insulting.

Girls actually insult themselves when they give people the middle finger, but is also very offensive to men.

by Dudeiedes January 11, 2007

Finger bang

To put your finger(s) in a vagina and unmercilesly slam them in and out.

Duane finger banged Jenny so hard, she sprayed all over his face and left his bed like a paddling pool

by FCUKer69 September 1, 2013

finger bang

to finger a male or female in either the posterior opening or the pussy.

i just got finger banged last night.
my father finger banged my brother in the ass.

by hot'n'sexychick June 7, 2003

gorilla finger

what your finger looks like after aggressively fingering someones butthole

Sven got gorilla finger from Annika, he hasn't been the same since

by Stinkfotze July 21, 2009

Poo Finger

Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.

Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.

by Dub Dub Lifer April 13, 2011

angry fingers

A description of the random pressing of letters angrily when using instant messenger or chatting, and usually involves hitting of CAPS lock for extra effect. Antonym of happy fingers.

a_special_knome: OMFG i just fond oot our tix wre faxe!!
an_idiotic_haxor: WTF?? R U KIDNG ME!! LAHFDAHVASF AKJ HFKJASH DFKJHS DG CSZKJHGKJA!!
a_special_knome: ANGRY FINGERS!!! AKLHSGZSKFJ SAKJDF AKJHEFKJAHSD !!!!
*could not add more capital letters, because there were too many in the original for Urban Dictionary to handle.

by MandyM*** June 17, 2006