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cow sourcing

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.

Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.

Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing

- Afghanistan - goat sourcing

- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.

That dude should just cow source the job.

With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
by Penix December 5, 2017
mugGet the cow sourcingmug.

Cow

1: A Animal that makes milk
2: Very fat person
1: My Dad's *Cow* makes white milk
2: My Girlfriend is a *Cow*
by JeffreyTheCannonBall July 31, 2021
mugGet the Cowmug.

Cow

Alistar in league. ( gets buffed health from wards )
Holy Shit that Cow Has a lot of health
by Rëverie November 11, 2019
mugGet the Cowmug.

wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese
dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack
by cowcheesee April 13, 2010
mugGet the wisconsin cow cheesemug.

Cow

by m o n k e b a n a n a April 29, 2023
mugGet the Cowmug.

Interrupting cow

Trick someone into saying interrupting cow who but cut them off
Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting cow

Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023
mugGet the Interrupting cowmug.

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
mugGet the pigs and cows don't flymug.

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