Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.
Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.
Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing
- Afghanistan - goat sourcing
- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.
Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing
- Afghanistan - goat sourcing
- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.
That dude should just cow source the job.
With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.
That dude should just cow source the job.
With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
by Penix December 5, 2017
Get the cow sourcingmug. by JeffreyTheCannonBall July 31, 2021
Get the Cowmug. by Rëverie November 11, 2019
Get the Cowmug. by cowcheesee April 13, 2010
Get the wisconsin cow cheesemug. by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023
Get the Interrupting cowmug. a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
Get the pigs and cows don't flymug. 