Similar to road head, it's when you finger your lady while she's driving, because she deserves a good time too on those long trips.
Lee: Road head is great.
Bob: Yeah, but have you ever given a girl a freeway finger?
Lee: Well yeah! It's a give and take thing right?
Bob: Damn Straight! Everyone likes a good time while they drive!
Bob: Yeah, but have you ever given a girl a freeway finger?
Lee: Well yeah! It's a give and take thing right?
Bob: Damn Straight! Everyone likes a good time while they drive!
by C.B. #99 January 13, 2019
by Tubbytron December 28, 2018
Today the middle finger means "FUCK YOU!", but was actually invented in Golden-Age Athens 2500 years ago, not Medieval times. It originated from Ancient Greek comedy called The Clouds by Aristophanes. In this play, the actors mocked a politician by stating that his competitor had a longer dick. They showed this by running around with their middle finger pointing out from their dick area. It was meant to be stupid. It's meaning changed over time, but always was considered insulting.
Girls actually insult themselves when they give people the middle finger, but is also very offensive to men.
by Dudeiedes January 10, 2007
Duane finger banged Jenny so hard, she sprayed all over his face and left his bed like a paddling pool
by FCUKer69 September 01, 2013
by hot'n'sexychick June 08, 2003
by Stinkfotze June 29, 2009
Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.
Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.
by Dub Dub Lifer March 28, 2011