Freeway Finger

Similar to road head, it's when you finger your lady while she's driving, because she deserves a good time too on those long trips.

Lee: Road head is great.

Bob: Yeah, but have you ever given a girl a freeway finger?

Lee: Well yeah! It's a give and take thing right?

Bob: Damn Straight! Everyone likes a good time while they drive!

by C.B. #99 January 13, 2019

Finger garden

When you don’t have sex and instead use your hands for sexual pleasure

There was no sex but I went to the finger garden

by Tubbytron December 28, 2018

middle finger

Today the middle finger means "FUCK YOU!", but was actually invented in Golden-Age Athens 2500 years ago, not Medieval times. It originated from Ancient Greek comedy called The Clouds by Aristophanes. In this play, the actors mocked a politician by stating that his competitor had a longer dick. They showed this by running around with their middle finger pointing out from their dick area. It was meant to be stupid. It's meaning changed over time, but always was considered insulting.

Girls actually insult themselves when they give people the middle finger, but is also very offensive to men.

by Dudeiedes January 10, 2007

Finger bang

To put your finger(s) in a vagina and unmercilesly slam them in and out.

Duane finger banged Jenny so hard, she sprayed all over his face and left his bed like a paddling pool

by FCUKer69 September 01, 2013

finger bang

to finger a male or female in either the posterior opening or the pussy.

i just got finger banged last night.
my father finger banged my brother in the ass.

by hot'n'sexychick June 08, 2003

gorilla finger

what your finger looks like after aggressively fingering someones butthole

Sven got gorilla finger from Annika, he hasn't been the same since

by Stinkfotze June 29, 2009

angry fingers

A description of the random pressing of letters angrily when using instant messenger or chatting, and usually involves hitting of CAPS lock for extra effect. Antonym of happy fingers.

a_special_knome: OMFG i just fond oot our tix wre faxe!!
an_idiotic_haxor: WTF?? R U KIDNG ME!! LAHFDAHVASF AKJ HFKJASH DFKJHS DG CSZKJHGKJA!!
a_special_knome: ANGRY FINGERS!!! AKLHSGZSKFJ SAKJDF AKJHEFKJAHSD !!!!
*could not add more capital letters, because there were too many in the original for Urban Dictionary to handle.

by MandyM*** June 15, 2006