Morgan David Bangar

where a man named morgan david bangar places his pube into a ear getting stuck to ear wax to cause irritation

morgan david bangar dropper a pube and maybe went in a ear

by CLIVE DAVIDSON April 2, 2019

david romero rico

David Romero rico is just that nigga

-got a fat cock
-got mad bitches
-he’s getting head as you are reading this
-he’s also got mad bread

David Romero rico is that nigga

by JPN.GXD October 28, 2020

David Jones Miller

A gay eggplant.

David Jones Miller? So scary! He's not even Dave Strider

by TrashNomad October 5, 2019

Dirty Dong David

(noun) (verb)

The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok

by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023

David Bowie blowie

Getting a blowjob, and when you finish she throws glitter on ya dick. Also known as an Edward Cullen.

Karen gave me the best David Bowie blowie last night. My dick sparkled for days.

by Thrayse September 3, 2020

Joshua David Robertson

Joshua David Robertson is a fatass gay queer that can't get any girls and likes boys more than actual girls!!!!!

Carl McMiller: OMG! Joshua David Robertson said the word 'penis'!
JDR: Me likey!!!!!!!

by HoneyHutCheerio68295680 October 24, 2019

David de gea'd

The act of saving something quite unsaveable in a calm and breathtaking manner.Also a goalkeeper who's better than Alisson and Neuer

"Yo, I just david de gea'd my marriage, she's never leaving me now"

by AlissonBecker January 9, 2021