sleep

The best part of the day

Teacher: write the best part of your day
Me: sleep

by Howdoiknowgoaway March 26, 2022

Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

rim sleep

Getting your anus licked while asleep.

I was camping with my mother-in-law and I woke up with a soggy asshole. Must have been that rim sleep.

by sleepyghost September 14, 2022

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

For All Those Sleeping

One might say they're kind of like A Day to Remember. They are, but only because they bring in elements of pop punk and metalcore.
They released three albums ("Cross Your Fingers," released 2010, "Outspoken," released 2012, and their final album "Incomplete Me," released in 2014) before calling it quits before 2015. And because they were signed to Fearless Records, they, of course, appeared in Punk Goes Pop.

For All Those Sleeping is NOT ADTR. Get it right, Mason.

by 7568ino November 3, 2023

Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep

“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”

by Iamnothigh January 9, 2019

The Edge of sleep

A podcast made by Qcode and Woodelf, co-produced and acted in by Mark Edward Fishbach. The podcast is soon to air into a netflix show.

Well fuck me with a chainsaw but I don't think anyone in this diddly darn website knows what The edge of sleep is.

by FuckThisShitImOut,Peace June 7, 2021