Purple Meth Groundhog

The EXACT reverse of "Seat Check". When one sais "Purple Meth Groundhog" they make any seat check invalid. No matter the seats location.

Ryan said seat check but Aidan swiftly claimed Purple Meth Groundhog and Ryan lost his seat.

by Fender001 January 10, 2012

purple headed nose flute

A slang word to describe a mans cock

By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!

by Stephen Pengilley August 31, 2008

Purple headed yogurt slingers

Mutton dagger, Old Blind Bob, hangin jhonny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocketrocket, one eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankel spanker, pork slourge, engine cranker, hairy hot dog, davie crocket, wang wazzer, weinie wacker, pecker peebee, kidney kracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick , love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, CACK AND BALLS

Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.

by Fat Balls for breakfast April 9, 2008

flying purple people eater

a castrated pigeon that like to eat pickled onion monster munch

dude 1 'whoah what was that!'
dude 2 ' looked like a flying purple people eater!!'
dude 1 ' oh'

by the fppe man February 22, 2010

Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.

Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.

by GangstaGangsta214 March 22, 2009

purple headed cum slinger

a mans penis or genitalia

she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger

by kyle albrecht / lewis pisani January 7, 2008

nice male purple

It's a shortened version of a nice male purple people eatter.

Wow, that is a very nice male purple!

by Patrick November 12, 2004