Huff and Puff

"Huffing and puffing" refers to smoking a metric fuckton a weed and eating cheese-puffs before passing out.

"Well," said the wolf, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fall asleep on the couch.
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"What do you mean you had a Huff and Puff night ?"

"I don't really remember, all I know is that I smoked like an oil-rig chimney and that in the morning my fingers were greasy as shit"

"Got any plans for tonight ?"

by Raúl "Dirty" Sanchez August 19, 2018

Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 5, 2019

boston cream puff

When your fucking your girl from behind and you stop and tap her on the shoulder and she turns and looks then you cum on her face followed by an uppercut. It creates the old Boston Cream Puff !!!

She thought she was smart until i gave her the old Boston Cream Puff !!!

by Musky2248 November 30, 2019

Pat a pufferblob day

Pat a furry day takes place during January 13, 2020, when everyone can pat a pufferblob at their will

Guy 1: Hey, did you participate in Pat a pufferblob day?
Guy 2: No, I'll go pat one right now!

by oupitter January 12, 2021

Huff 'n Puffer

A person who has to explode regularly. Sound threatening, but really is just trying to control people through angry emotional outbursts.

Also known as a narcissist manipulators!

Once you've learned to overcome a dominating person you can think of them as a
" Huff 'n Puffer,"
And ignore their angry outbursts

by Lori's Stories February 26, 2021

fucking and puffin

when you’re banging someone while hitting ur vape

“ayo i was fucking and puffin her so hard last night”

by yourmomlikesmyballz December 4, 2021

As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

by The CCM June 15, 2022