Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019

John Cena

Something you can’t see

Where’s John Cena

by RogerGoodell April 24, 2020

Go on john

Phrase used in ireland/northern ireland, means if the crossroads are empty give er plenty

Go on John, give er the blow

by Nottylershepcar June 15, 2020

would-be johns

Someone who was about to pay a prostitute to do sexual favors.

30 Would-Be Johns got busted in prostitution sting.

by garbonzo607 May 21, 2011

john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

by mr. smithson May 30, 2008

jo-johns

Altamont Kansas Slang Fo' Your Friends

yo i was smokin some purple haze and sippin on some Trey wit my jo-johns.

by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008

John dean

A phsycopathic freak with an embarrassing trim and bad taste in women

Your a proper John dean aren’t u

by Jojo Bates May 27, 2018