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oreo nut

Someone who is your one only, who is smexy and blissful
“She is my honey bunches of Oreo nut”
by The Loli Master June 26, 2019
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Desk Nut

The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).
Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'

Thus he has committed a desk nut
by BigNut2000 November 29, 2017
mugGet the Desk Nutmug.

frickn’ nut

someone who goes ape shit on the basketball quart
“How many points did he have in the game last night?”
I don’t know man, he’s a frickn’ nut.”
by trinity miller 34 May 4, 2021
mugGet the frickn’ nutmug.

nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house
"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."
by LordOfWinter99 August 21, 2020
mugGet the nut taxmug.

nut of the oaks

So Nut of the Oaks is essentially when you think you see a wooly, pubescent head of a penis enter the butt hole under the oaks
So I was walking home through the forest when I saw my parents and I thought “nut of the oaks”??
by Nut of the oaks January 19, 2019
mugGet the nut of the oaksmug.

Nut Nursery

Eight of these are required for creation of a gug.
Yoooo! I just got my 8th Nut Nursery! Holy shit nigga, that's a gug!!
by TNfiend May 30, 2023
mugGet the Nut Nurserymug.

Nut Grubbler

by cockheadbilly June 17, 2016
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