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the cutest guy ever had crazy good style rlly good at sports and has beautiful hair and just amazing
he’s so cute his name is prob Jordan
by Djfhfhdu January 1, 2022
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Jordan is dumb but a ride or die
by Blue not here November 22, 2021
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She shares a blood line with that of the Greek Gods. If God created the heavens and earth in six days, Jordan would have completed it in 3. She is a hustler and she gets things done. At her job they call her the Lara Croft of advertising because she makes a treasure out of everything she touches. Her work ethic speaks volumes, but let’s not forget her sense of humor is that of 3 Dave Chapelles and 2 Chris Tuckers combined. Aside from her amazing personality, she can dance like Shakira and Beyoncé combined. You’re blessed if you ever come across a Jordan in your lifetime.
by Jordan37444 November 22, 2021
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Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".
I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.
by FSGremlin February 26, 2021
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Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson

Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?
Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Jordan

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”
by artifacct November 22, 2021
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