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Jordan

Jordan, he is one with his emotions. Wears his heart on his sleeve, feels everything so intensely!

Yes, he’s soft but he’s very head strong. Determined. Committed to anything he sets his heart on. Fall in love with a Jordan, and you’ll never forget it.

He will show you life like you’ve never known and show you versions of yourself you never thought existed!!

Break Jordan’s heart and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

His past is HARD so he loves even harder!

Cherish him, because a love like his is hard to come by. There might be some rough patches being with him, but when it comes down to it, it’s ALL worth it.
Jordan? He’s beautiful!

I wish a Jordan Loved me (:
by JordanLover9698 January 6, 2022
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jordan

Person 1: Yo its Jordan!
Person 2: Neek.
by fruitmix December 2, 2021
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Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more
"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
by djmoy20 January 22, 2022
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The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
by not izaak February 17, 2022
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Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.
Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.
by Salish Matter March 23, 2024
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Jordan

JORDAN???!!
Tamweez: "Have you seen Jordan?"
Don Balconi: "JORDAN?!!"
by notslurry November 21, 2021
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Jordane

Someone with integrity, a person who is driven by the things that will uplift them rather than to bring them down. Whoever’s name is Jordane is very calm, kind and cares for others even when they don’t care about them. Very Talented and open to try new things every day. A person who is humble in every situation and will overcome each obstacle that stands in his/her way.
Stranger: Hey Jordane, can you help me with something?

Jordane: Yea sure, how can i help?
by Alwaysfacts4ya November 21, 2023
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