Mission For Jesus

Eagerly completing a journey that seems so very important to the person that is on the journey, but meaningless to everyone else. Much like a real Mission for Jesus or MHF for short

Someone passes you and then changes lanes to pass the person in front of you. You remark to your passenger "Wow! That guy is on a Mission for Jesus!"

by me too 2 June 17, 2009

jesus bomb

The holiest of power bombs. It has the ability to kill the powers of idiocy over IRC.

#von uses this to the fullest extent possible. Many a noob and retard have been killed by this.

by Anonymous August 21, 2006

come to jesus

Used in the film "Flight of the Intruder" in the court-martial scene. To not necessarily use religion and tell the truth. Repentance, but without religious overtone.

from "Flight of the Imtruder":

"I hope you realize that now is the time to come to Jesus." Meaning that if the aircrew being court-martialed spilled their guts off the record before the proceeding started, they might stand a better chance of a favorable opinion. Could somewhat be compared to plea bargaining.

by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 28, 2004

Gay Jesus

gay jesus is when one enters a gun game match, whether it be CS:S, Call of duty, or so on so forth and intentionally knifes another player

Player 1: Woah dude, that guy is pulling a gay jesus, what a fucking queer
Player 2: Yeah dude, I was just about to get to the final gun level but that gay jesus demoted me...

by Mechanic679 October 15, 2013

black jesus

Post on the internet that is referring to something considered old by most.

John posts a link to All Your Base, talking about how funny it is.

I respond, "Black Jesus strikes again."

by Legrac February 7, 2005

Fo' Jesus

Interjection:
Used in disbelief and agreement

Replaces the common "fo' sho"

"Dirk's been fucking your mom"
"Fo' JESUS?!"

"This place is off the hook"
"Fo' Jesus."

by ann December 25, 2004

The Jesus Christ

The act of drilling a hole; sized just under the girth of your cock, and fucking it whilst reciting Our Father, in an attempt to become closer to God.

Guy 1: What the hell happened to your hand?
Guy 2: I did the Jesus Christ to try and reach higher humanity, I really feel at peace.
Guy 1: Oh, say word.

by praisebetogodamen April 22, 2018