Jacking ape is a pejorative term referencing the common sight of apes masturbating in zoos. Its use may be directed at those doing that which may be hard to explain to children or those doing something entirely out of place and thus ruining an activity for everyone.
You're like Michael Jackson at a playground.....such a jackin ape..
Its Halloween... Are you a ghost or a racist.....it doesn't matter you're a jacking ape nonetheless
Its Halloween... Are you a ghost or a racist.....it doesn't matter you're a jacking ape nonetheless
by whatlife May 5, 2015
Get the jacking apemug. Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man
by Jack the spack April 25, 2017
Get the jack the spackmug. by Bo__jangles April 25, 2017
Get the jack nipplesmug. A mystical being descended from Zeus and believed to have tigers blood running through his veins. A Jack Snyder dances on through life with such ease, you’d think he has all 10 toes.
by DAM90 November 30, 2019
Get the Jack Snydermug. Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
Get the crack jackingmug. 
by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016
Get the Ghost Jackingmug.