no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017

Internetted

The act of searching for something on the Internet.

I internetted it to find the answer.

by korabou October 10, 2016

a Product of the Internet

Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.

Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.

Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)

"I feel like i'm a disappointment."

"Well... you are pretty much 'a Product of the Internet'."

by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 9, 2023

Internet

a selfish, arrogant asshole

Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!

by 123real definitions September 21, 2019

Internet

An infinite happiness generator

Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet

by Zander Man September 8, 2020

Internet Biology

The application of natural sciences on the internet. It includes many branches
1. Internet Taxonomy
2. Internet Ecology
3. Internet sociology
4. etc.

Dude, if Internet Biology was a class, I would ace it. I know so much shit about 4chan's climate and species.

by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011

Internet Suicide

Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.

Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?

Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.

by Daddys_boi May 27, 2022