United States Ass Sacking

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.

I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.

by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024

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Penn State

If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.

Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”

Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you

by Kidnamedfinger13 January 12, 2025

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United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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state single structure

when most people in America are single which is why they don’t get the net worth they want and why the government has more tax money than they would have if most people were married.

The state single structure made Americans not be in the millionaires and billionaires club but be worth a new 7-series BMW.

by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020

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K-State

Where every kid goes that has mommy and daddys money

Mommy daddy pay for my college at k-state because I'm to lazy to work that's what you guys are for.

by Daddys money696969 September 6, 2022

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Billi-state

A new term for oligarchy that is more relevant. Basically a state run by billionaires. Where the people no longer hold the power, the people with money do.

America is such a billi-state it’s ridiculous.

by billistatecreator February 8, 2025

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