monopoly-ass

An ingenius strategy where one player releases a dank and rancid fart in order to distract his or her opponents and/or force them to leave the room. In most cases the culprit steals multiple $500 bills from the bank, their opponents, and free parking.
Damn, John! That Monopoly-ass you got working tonight is winning you the game!
by Buster Diggler February 08, 2008
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ugly ass

Phrase popularized by O.J. Simpson, indicating that an item is so hideous in appearance that it would be too repulsed to use it even while committing a double-murder.
O.J. Simpson, at a deposition, when confronted with a pair of Bruno Magli shoes that matched his shoe-size and whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:

"I wouldn't wear that ugly ass shoe."
by highnrising December 24, 2009
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flat ass

Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties

Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
by Kindly Wise October 23, 2005
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ass blast

Dude. My ass blast was painful
by Nitro March 03, 2003
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smart ass

Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)
We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.
by ria June 08, 2004
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wise ass

one who needs to prove how much they know on a regular basis by commenting about how right they are regardless the topic of discussion
1. Lee Callender
2. Lee stop talking you wise ass
by SBDixson August 22, 2006
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ass gun

When one inserts their finger into their ass then aims the finger and blows on it towards an unsuspecting victim. This can also be done with a very filthy belly button.
Shaun just got back from the gym and gave nancy an vicious ass gun.
by Figueiredo August 23, 2007
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