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Nine Fifteen

A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.
You didn't get home last night until Nine Fifteen, And I'm not very happy about it!
by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025
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The Filthy EddieZacBrendan

An obscene multistage sexual activity consisting of various tools and objects of equality various jobs.

The first stage is where a man takes another man and bends him over, the man is then proceeded to be locked into place with metal bars.

The second stage takes place 3 days later, the man in question is still in the same position but is now caked in a thick layer of sweat. The sweat is extracted using a syphon and stored in many small mason jars.

The third stage takes the jars of sweat and mixes them with packs of gelatin, turning the sweat into a gelatinous goo when put into the fridge to set.

The fourth stage is when the sweat-jello and feeding it to the man before slapping him with a wet sponge and then kissing him on the lips.

The fifth and final stage is when the man is keg free from the metal restraints and given the leftover sweat-jello as a memento. Not before getting his butthole plugged for next week
Jerry had The Filthy EddieZacBrendan happen to him.
by Sprinkleman January 23, 2026
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old st filth

a rather old man with a long grey beard and grey hair
often quite filthy
come from the term for santa claus old st nick
oh my god look its old st filth
by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007
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Old St Filth

A very old man with a grey beard and grey hair
Often quite filthy
Comes from the term for santa old st filth
Oh my god fuck me in the poontang its Old St Filth
by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007
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Strum my filthies

by Beefyqueefy June 6, 2018
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the fleshman fifteen

Those participating in a fraternity initiation weekend must go unnoticed all night long while successfully ejaculating on fifteen unsuspecting freshman. Parameters are that all ejaculations must go on within the frat house within a 48 hour span. The penalty for being caught is getting a lapdance from a transvestite stripper until it results in ejaculation.
Ayy brodie you going to Beta house tonight? I heard Brad is attempting the fleshman fifteen tonight?
by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
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Rod-bearer filthy

When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy
Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...
by fireblade401 July 3, 2020
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