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The Harambe Effect

This is actually an off-shoot of the Anna Nicole Smith effect, which itself is derived from The Jesus Effect. It basically means nobody care or liked someone and then they died and suddenly everyone cares.
"Harambe deserved a chance, but they killed him in cold blood."
"This is the Anna Nicole Smith Effect all over again, you didnt care about that monkey but now it dies and youre all about apes rights... Hokay."
"Dont even try debating it with him, he will just pretend he cared even more. The Harambe Effect got him good."
by Mgsgta3 December 1, 2016
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asshole effect

The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.

Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"

2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
by trevacious February 4, 2016
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Flask Effect

When you feel like you can drink anywhere, at any time, simply because you own a flask
Boss - Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?
You - Yeah, its okay though, its the flask effect.

Preacher - Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?
You - Yeah, it's okay though, it's the flask effect.
by mynamishodgins March 4, 2016
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burro effect

The mental and physical trauma that occurs to a person as a result of being a third wheel in a date between said third wheel's friend and date. Usually involving Burro and popcorn.
"Wren said she wanted popcorn, and when I got back she said she didn't even want popcorn, she just didn't want me to be here."
"Damn that, the burro effect. That got me dun fucked up."
by Rickydaeus March 17, 2016
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The Lori effect

When someone appears in your life and you become 30% more awesome.
Damn son, I used to be the lead singer in the church choir before this dude popped up. Look at me now, all swagged out 'n' shit. Boy I like the Lori effect .
by lorenzogrande November 20, 2018
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The Mike Effect

When a man behavior is so questionable it repels women towards other men.
He’s using the mike effect to get out of his relationship
by Cleaver girl December 11, 2018
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The Price Effect

Giving up on something before fully understanding or even trying to understand something.
What? Does it involve more than 10 seconds of attention? Fuck it that's the price effects
by krajdakjsd October 22, 2018
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