chris (moses)

he shags sheep all day long and his dick is full of genitle warts.
hes shit in bed
thats why he shags sheep,
and hes got a little dick.

hahahaha what a chris (moses)

by george savinsky October 22, 2009

wanksta chris

my friend (im jacey) chris aka "Luda-Chris", aka "Chris-Co", aka "Cray-zee Chris"...

hey Wanksta Chris you wanna spoon??.... for that soup...

or

There goes Wanksta Chris...

or

Wanksta Chris strikes agian!!

by Jacey April 2, 2005

Chris Farley

(noun) An exceptionally girthy penis with a small head resembling the physical appearance of the late comic actor Chris Farley. When sheathed in a condom, said penis is colloquially known as a fat guy in a little coat, in reference to a scene from the Farley film "Tommy Boy"
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis

Jean Claude was proud of his new piercing until he whipped out his Chris Farley and Tina ran for the hills.

I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.

by Pimple Grandin June 2, 2017

Chris Brown

1. A popular R&B singer/dancer/songwriter born May 5, 1989 in Tappahannock, VA. Known for his chart topping hits Run It, Kiss Kiss, With You, Take You Down, Yo (Excuse Me Miss), Gimme That, Turntables by Ciara and Forever.

2. A talented singer/dancer who is currently being blasted and constantly hated on for alleged charges that have no standing ground because all evidence supposedly found has failed to be presented to the defense since said "evidence" came up, including a certain leaked photo. Not suspicious at all.

Girl: OMG I love that new song "Turntables"
with Chris Brown on Ciara's album!

Girl #2: I know! Even though it has a bit too much going on in the back.

by young_1 May 9, 2009

chris brown

The sexiest man on the planet Earth!! has the best music and the dopest dancing skills he did make mistakes but all of his true fans still LOVE him and will forever<333333

Chris Brown Hater:but he beat RI-RI
Chris Brown Lover: Who the fuck cares we still love him and his music

by livy brown July 13, 2010

Chris Benoit

the greatest wrestler to ever live. He is the best technical wrestler in the world and should be in the hall of fame , The acts he committed were because of the WWE not being a safe working environment.

did you see the match last night? shades of Chris Benoit

by anonymous February 24, 2021

Chris Brown

a R&B singer who is now 21. he started his career when he was about 15-16 yrs old. his first single was Run It. He is very talented and can dance his but off!! battle him and prepared to get shut down!! his voice is amazing and so is his face!! Chris Brown is super sexy!! great smile, great body, even better voice!! is a sweetheart.....he has 3 cds
1) debut album- chris brown
2)chris brown- eXclusive

3) chris brown- Graffiti
has some mixtapes out (in my zone and fan of a fan with tyga) probably some more out there!! GO LISTEN TO THEM ESPICALLY FAN OF A FAN YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!! Chris is just pretty much freakn awsome and yeah I love him forever and ever!!! I could go on all day about how good he looks and how amazing he is!! #TEAMBREEZY BAYBE!!!!

I'm Not Looking For Love, Cause She's Gone
So Tell All The Girls That The Bottles On Us
Get Your Drink On
I Just Wanna Have A Good Time And Keep You Off My Mind
Find A Lil Shawty I Like
Girl When I'm Up In The Club, Really Turnt Up
I Ain't Goin Think About You (Na Na Na Na)
(Aye Aye Aye) Ain't Thinking About You Tonight - ~CHRIS BROWN~

by nana muffin July 30, 2010