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Fetus child

A nigger like GAYLE WHO CAME OUT THE BUTT
DAMN IS SHE A FETUS CHILD SHE SMELLS LIKE IT
by 4.29.15 August 22, 2016
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child gobbler

A child gobbler is someone who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of children.
One child gobbler is Luke who slobs child nobs every weekend
by England Undead1 July 11, 2019
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child

something that will eternally ruin your life until you are dead.
when a child becomes a furry, adopt it out. like straight away
by y0lo156 November 20, 2022
mugGet the childmug.

child molester

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"
by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025
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Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023
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The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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