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trailer park candy

A term used to describe any form of meth, meth being the stereotypical drug used by stereotypical people living in a trailer park.
Son: "Mommy, where's daddy?"
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."
by Evil Spock March 20, 2016
mugGet the trailer park candymug.

The Candy Shop 2.0

By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!
I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered
by ILOVEWEED69 April 8, 2022
mugGet the The Candy Shop 2.0mug.

Candy corn

When your teeth are so messed up, and you cuss, and the teeth come flying out your mouth
I was talking to this crackhead on the street the other day and candy corn was flying out his mouth
by MFCD May 20, 2023
mugGet the Candy cornmug.

candy apple

Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).
by locajellz September 3, 2018
mugGet the candy applemug.

Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.
by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021
mugGet the Chocolate coated candy braceletmug.

Ass Candy

When a cute guy is all up on your ba-donka-donk during the act of grinding.
You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!

Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!
by Miles the Magnificent October 14, 2010
mugGet the Ass Candymug.

Candy apples

Yum yum I’m eating a candy apple Candy apples
by :):D:(cookie September 5, 2021
mugGet the Candy applesmug.

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