child

something that will eternally ruin your life until you are dead.

when a child becomes a furry, adopt it out. like straight away

by y0lo156 November 20, 2022

Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

child molester

A child that goes around molesting people

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"

by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025

child murder

Murdering a child

The child murder of Anna

by 459395 June 6, 2023

Child

A term used to describe the famous British youtuber tommyinnit when he is being painful, another way of dealing with him is saying his discs suck.

"tommy you little child"

by Vocal percusuoin other level March 1, 2021

child gobbler

A child gobbler is someone who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of children.

One child gobbler is Luke who slobs child nobs every weekend

by England Undead1 July 11, 2019

bar-child

A child at a bar due to others idiotic tendencies

Mom: you spent hafe your life at this bar
Me : ya im a bar-child

by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023