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burrito boner

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied
Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.
by Bustinmyballsforburritos April 14, 2014
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Jewish boner

A half boner that is very skeptical of becoming a full on boner, because it doesn't know how invested the partner is.
'I knew she be playin, so I was stuck with this Jewish boner.'
by Deputydrool November 20, 2014
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funny boner

when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner
I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D
by discolust May 4, 2015
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Silky Boner

The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.
Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.
by scoosba September 20, 2012
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boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.
Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.
by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011
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Boner-block

Boner-blocked
Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
Billy: Gee I hope this massive erection I have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl's douche bag boyfriend's see where her hands is.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.
by drswagman October 29, 2011
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Boner Coma

The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.
"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"
by BillyBlueRanger September 6, 2011
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